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Hello brothers of Newgrounds.
King Vortex00 sent me a PM saying something along the lines of "Make a Blog post you retarded fuck.", or something like it. (just kidding)
Anyways, I haven't much to say.
I'm tired, I have a fucking migrane, and I'm sick as fuck.
School starts soon so I'm pretty psyched to meet my new Art Teacher, I hope she's not some "Draw a pretty unicorn fluttering up happy fucking faggot aisle.", I hate that shit. Gym is going to be cool as fizzuck, I'm looking forward to it. Not too happy about math, but I'm an excellent cheater, so shit's fine I guess.
My mom brought me shopping for clothes today, that was a thrill. *yawn*. She wants me to buy all this emo fucking homo 'style' shit, she's all like "How do you ever expect to get a girlfriend that isn't a skank wearing those clothes?". It hurt pretty fucking hardcore. I like my clothes, will someone please tell me what the fuck is so wrong with wearing a pair of jeans that don't have that gay ass 'wash' or 'grunge' style, and a Pantera shirt or something? Like what the fuck woman? I tell her over and fucking over, but she just doesn't listen.
Another thing about shopping with her is that it takes her like half an hour to pick something out, since she'll grab like 5 things she likes, and says something like "Hmm, which one should I get? This one has blue stripes, and this one has pink stripes, oohh, but I like the collar on this one more. Oh but this one is really nice too, and the stitches are very cute. Blah blah fucking blah."
AND THEN SHE DECIDES TO DITCH THEM ALL AND LOOK FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
Well folks, I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm, because my head is killing me. And Advil does fuck all, "Let's just throw some magical fucking wheats n' shit into a little blue tablet and sell it to people for outrageous prices, even though the shit doesn't work!". I bet all those little fuckheads are sitting around a big table laughing their asses off.
Anyways, rant over meow.
Comment and shit, I'm going to bed.
